The maker of Cialis will apply to the FDA for approval of a once-a-day version of its ED treatment. The company maintains that a daily dose will allow the benefactor to enjoy more spontaneous delight than he can with what the manufacturer refers to as its “on demand” version.
The company maintains that side effects of the new dosage are mild and consist primarily of an inexplicable bulge in the pantaloons.
Dr. Ira D. Sharlip, professor of urology at the Univesity of California, San Francisco, stated, “For patients who are more sexually active, which generally means younger patients, whose sexual activity is more spontaneous, it will be an attractive alternative, provided the cost is not prohibitive.”
Until now, men had to take Cialis and other impotence drugs thirty minutes or more before they flung themselves into the arms of their lovers. Now they’ll be ready at the drop of a belt.
Some analysts doubt that millions of men will take the drug every day, since the biggest users of the therapy generally have sex only a couple of times a week.
Insurance companies may also refuse to pay for a daily dose.
Interestingly, a Cialis a day may also have cardiovascular benefits, since the enzyme that Cialis, as well as other impotence drugs, inhibits, flows in all the body’s blood vessels. As a result, the drug may be an effective treatment for high blood pressure.
An expert stated, “There may be a much bigger picture than just for erectile dysfunction.”
He certainly chose his adjective well, since “bigger” does seem to be the operative word here, except in regard to the one item Cialis does, at its best, reduce the size of, and that is, of course, the performance anxiety, or uncertainty, of the aspiring lover.
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The central intelligence agency known as the CIA is looking for more homosexuals to fill up its ranks and if you wish to bend over and do it for your country that might be a great job for you. Male homosexuals are good relationship builders like women and they can get a little bit of action on the side while getting paid to screw foreigners who might be a threat to our country.
Additionally it makes sense for homosexuals to work outside the country and spread AIDS in other locations rather inside the United States. Some people may think this is a derogatory, anti-homosexuals comment, however since it is the truth and they are a very promiscuous group this could indeed reduce the AIDS crisis here at home if they work in foreign nations.
Homosexuals working for the CIA will be giving back to society by doing a very important job and they can spy up on their targets in a very personal way and make sure they are carrying any contraband in various cavity regions of the body. This is one way the American people can support the homosexual population by hiring them and giving them a job with benefits.
Many employers don’t want have anything to do with homosexuals but are in fear that they might get sued if they do not hire them. At least this way they will be working for a government agency who really needs them and wants them so very badly. Oh la la, as they CIA says. The CIA is looking for homosexuals and you should bend over and do it for your country. Consider this in 2006.
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